November 7, 2009
its sad, really. people rust. they evaporate. they slowly erase. and we wonder what happened. was it our fault or theirs? did we neglect the friendship or did they no longer need what we had to give? the boys, the girls. one day their names will begin with, “you know, whats her name.”
its tough when you realize that the nature of relationships is constantly evolving, despite every attempt you make to make it last. to live in love. to freeze people in memory.
the rest of my life will be a continuous series of beginnings. of handshakes and text avoidance.
someone freeze me.
Christopher Gutierrez (via quizzical-frisson)
November 2, 2009
DO YOU HAVE THE INTERNET? DO YOU? DO YOU LIKE BOOKS?!? I LIKE BOOKS, I LIKE BOOKS. CHRIS, DO YOU HAVE ANYMORE BOOKS FOR ME?
christopher interpreting what the kangaroos are talking about. (via alyssaruthhh)
Chris will come back someday, to your magical land of elves and… dinosaurs. And oregano. And aluminium.
Christopher Gutierrez making promises to kangaroos (via quizzical-frisson)
yo dude you need to take it down a notch, you just made me yell, you just made me scream. i’m just gonna feed you and walk around and you wanna know why? because you are a mean anonymous commenter.
christopher gutierrez (via alyssaruthhh) (via jesuschrist-)
You know what, take the bag. TAKE THE BAG. IT’S ANARCHY. IT’S ANARCHYYY. I caused a scene. I dumped my bag on purpose. ‘Cause this guy has no eye.
Christopher Gutierrez on feeding the one-eyed kangaroo (via quizzical-frisson)
What’s your name? My name’s Chris. I’m a Scorpio. I like long walks on the beach, Transformers, the “Sex & the City” movie - aaa-aaa-aaahhhh, you guys are intense, dude! Slow it down! Slow it down, right? You guys must have the Internet. Do you guys have the Internet? Do you guys like to blog under “Anonymous”?
Christopher Gutierrez, talking to/feeding kangaroos (via quizzical-frisson)

forgetgeneralconsensus:

alyssaruthhh:

“ask me how i know i’m in australia”

“how do you know you’re in australia?”

“LOOOK AT IT LOOK!!”

heychris plz never change.

i have sent off the first round of edits for the upcoming book so lets keep our fingers crossed that everything goes according to schedule. because if so, i may be able to have a brand new hardcover book in 150 of your paws by the celebration of our lord and savior jesus christ. who was not white.
Christopher Gutierrez (via quizzical-frisson)
October 27, 2009
October 22, 2009
everyones waiting for you to crash and burn…but me….i’m waiting for you to prove them wrong
christopher gutierrez (via alyssaruthhh)